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I am:

Dan

I am the only male of the family, yes even the Dog is a girl. I spend my life surrounded by make-up, pink clothes and dolls…. and the 5 girls like them too.

But in all honesty I love spending time with all of them and love them all very much. Except the Dog, if i thought I could get away with it I would have served her up for dinner to the family a long time ago. Of course I wouldn’t be eating as I am Vegan.

I am 26 years old and that classes me as Marie’s toy-boy by default.

If anyone has a spare bottle of anti-freeze, please pass it along to me as it is one of Lucy’s (The Dog) favourites.